
DC's
Countdown hits issue
36 this week. For those of you
who haven't been paying attention, that
doesn't mean we're
36 issues in. It means we have
36 left to go.
Now that
that's settled:
We begin this week with the
Challengers of the Beyond (or
Challengers of Beyond, or
Challengers from Beyond, or
Challengers from the Beyond. It's all
kind of confusing, since they were named in
convention panels rather than in the book, and there's several versions of the name circulating. Some direction here,
please?)...
Um.
We begin this week with the
Challengers of the Whatever, still down in the
nanoverse, seemingly
stuck and fighting a party of insectoid creatures. They're pretty much
defeated,
Atom can't reach his belt controls to
shrink his way free, but he
can reach...
Eh?Is it just me, or is there a
slight gap in logic here?
Oh, and a mystery (and english-speaking)
armored character holds the "bang stick" in question.
How? Where is the character speaking from? The visible forearm
appears to be 'framed' by, um, tree limbs? The perspective of the scene makes it appear that he (?) is watching them on a screen (or in some sort of scrying portal). I'm wondering whether
Giffen's layouts
more clearly showed the character in front of a viewer and the penciller
misinterpreted it. And the 'tree limbs'? There's
indication in one panel (page 2, panel 2) that there's trees around, maybe. They could as easily be part of some
floating rocks in this
Brunner-inspired level. I'm deliberately
not looking back to
Countdown 37 to see whether there were trees around.
If I have to do that to find out, the artist failed.I've got a
lot more criticisms of the art in this issue. I'll mention some elsewhere, but it looks like the artists
just aren't very good. I'm sort of used to their slotting some
second-tier artists into the mix on the weekly books, but
this past two weeks we seem to be
dredging down to the
third-tier. I'm sorry if this offends anyone (mainly the
artists in question and their
wives and
girlfriends), but it's true. They're just
not ready for prime time -- a major book from one of the 'big two'.
At least
this week we can see that the artists
did render the book instead of
tracing over the layouts. Some of the linework shows up a bit, well, strange. It's not that the artist has a quirky style, it's just a
lack of experience. More on this later.
Aside from the art,
nothing much has gone on with this plotline for a while. They've
shrunk to a world which looks
kinda like the Amazon-ish jungle where
Ray Palmer used to live. They've shrunk from there to the
Frank Brunner inspired cosmos where they got some
hints to the
Great Disaster. I know
DC has faith in this 'team' -- there's a number of
specials scheduled, and rumors of a
regular monthly title later, so shouldn't they be having more happen than acting as a
placeholder waiting for the specials?
Zatanna is still training
Mary Marvel in magic, until Mary
explodes over nothing. It turns into a
major battle, tearing up Zatanna's house and
unleashing various
magical energies. Mary is operating on a level of
pure emotion, not intellect, but there's more than that. It's not unlike
Lindsay Lohan being told that
she can't get plastered, do lines, and have semi-public sex on the riverboat in Disneyland. What's that you say?
Reports are that she did just that? I'm sure it's just a
pernicious rumor.
It's all about the
sense of entitlement that means there's a
blow-up when anyone tells her
"no". She's been increasingly unstable since gaining
Teth Amon's (
Black Adam's) powers, but this time
it's way over the top. Is it the
levels of power that're hard to adjust to, or
something intrinsic in the powers? You might think so, but
no.
It's
Eclipso.
Jean Loring must have found her way free. Where did this happen? Is this a
new development, or
did I miss it in a title I don't read? She's
manipulating Mary, freeing her from
moral constraints and
all maturity in her responses. Why? We'll find out, though I suspect this thread
may yet converge with the impending
Great Disaster plotline.
Speaking of which, last week the book was
rife with foreshadowing. This week, nothing. It might be coincidence, but it
reads to me like someone made the decision that they should be
inserted last week to please the fans, and this week it's been forgotten. There's a
lot of improvement in the pacing recently, but this seems
awkward. The references, maybe, could be sprinkled
a tad more evenly? Larding one issue with it, then
dropping it next issue just seems clumsy.
There seems to be
lots of folks around '
New Earth' who have more than an inkling of the
Great Disaster and what it all means, but aside from
cryptic comments they haven't shared their knowledge, even among the
hero community. Why? There must be a
damn good reason, but we haven't a clue
what the reason might be.
Jimmy Olsen is living inside his own head, thinking he's about to be
admitted to the
Justice League of America. Dream on, Jimmy.
The art here is
particularly weak. Jimmy, when he's shown, looks 'flat'. I'm thinking this is
another of those 'inexperienced artist' issues. It's as though the layouts called for certain perspectives, and the artist
isn't quite up to the task of illustrating the shots. I'm really thinking
DC needs to
re-evaluate who they're assigning to the art duties on
Countdown. They
don't need to lock their A-list artists on the book (although it'd be fascinating to see), but they
DO need to use artists who are
at least competent. At the
very least what about assigning inkers who are able (
and authorized) to 'fix' the art when it falls short?
One nice touch, done by someone with a
wicked sense of humor (whom I suspect to be
Keith Giffen) is the 'Last Supper' arrangement of the
JLA. Any
significance to
Batman being in the
Jesus position?
Karate Kid and
Una arrive at the hidden base of the '
legendary'
Elias Orr. He was identified to me as being a
former henchperson of
Lex Luthor. Maybe so -- was he one of the scientists in
52? Here's
another of those places where a
scorecard is needed. I know they're
resisting it
fiercely (though they've done it at least once) but either
editor's notes or a
text page are needed to point readers to
needed background info. They seem to feel it's both
unnecessary and
disruptive to the book, but it is
really annoying when those moments arrive (in every issue to date) where we
need to know more about who these people are and
why we should care (and in some cases, how
did they get into their current situation).
There's been a
fair amount of criticism on the title, and
DC (or at least
Dan Didio) has been
quite defensive about their handling of
Countdown. I like the book a lot, but there are some things that
need fixing (such as the art) and listening (and maybe even taking action) won't hurt. Don't be defensive. The criticism
isn't to impress with
our incisive wit, but to help
evaluate and improve the book. Happy readers are ones who will
return to spend more money on the product, so
why not try and please them just a tad?
Maybe it's just the way the art was done in this issue, but there's
more than a passing resemblance between
Elias Orr and
R. J. Brande. Given this is a
Legion of Super-Heroes thread, that's an interesting coincidence.

There's no
Holly Robinson /
Harley Quinn segment this week, which is a bit of a shame, since the Holly segments and
Piper /
Trickster segments are my favorites.
Speaking of Piper and Trickster, they left off last issue as prisoners of
Poison Ivy, and this issue they
talk their way out of it by
pretending to have been sent by her new (and unnamed) patron. They manage to
string her along until the patron shows up, and
boy, he's pissed! It's
Slade Wilson, aka
Deathstroke, the Terminator.
This (along with the Holly / Harley plot) where I have
no idea where the story is going. It doesn't look like it's going to lead into
Salvation Run, but then again
who knows?